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Take the BrainTeaser Test
Wanda, you answered 26 out of 30 questions correctly!
Congratulations! Your score is in the 96th percentile. This means that if one hundred people took the test with you, your score would rank higher than 95 of them on average.
When we analyzed your test, we also discovered that when it comes to visual-spatial ability, you measure in the 100th percentile. This score indicates you have unusually strong abilities when it comes to spotting patterns in the world around you. You're easily able to envision things spatially in different positions, and this allows you to determine what spatial patterns are present. Compared with you, most others lack the creative ability and/or skill to imagine the movement of objects or patterns in time and space.
Which Movie Parent Are You?
Wanda, you could star as a parent in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids!
Buckle your seatbelts. We can see your mind at work already, strapping your kids to your back, or piling them into the car as you take off on your next adventure. Your parenting style is like the Marcia Strassman and Rick Moranis characters in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
What Is Your Destiny?
Wanda, your destiny is to be a Provider
Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As a Provider, you have a genuine nurturing concern for the welfare of others and you're eager to serve them. You can recognize exactly what people need and your friendly, helpful, social nature makes them feel comforted. With your kind and generous heart, you are personable, talkative, and outward with your emotions, and your openness and sensitivity makes you concerned about the way others view you. Along these lines, be careful not to blame yourself when things go wrong. You cannot prevent bad things from happening, even though your tendency to be orderly with a strong sense of right and wrong may lead you to believe you can. Accept that you do what you can to take care of things and that this will get you far in the world.
What Is Your Destiny?
Communication
Congratulations! Communication is key to any successful and healthy relationship, sexual or otherwise. You seem to know this and take it seriously - forthright and open communication seems to be your strength. You are probably someone who speaks your mind and is not afraid to ask or answer potentially awkward questions. When it comes to sex, you seem to be someone who wants to exchange as much information as possible with your potential partner(s) before becoming intimate. This is positive because it allows you to make fully informed decisions about your sexual health. Keep on talking!
Action
Taking responsibility for your sexual health includes taking direct action - being an actor rather than a reactor. This could be anything from bringing up topics to discuss with your partner(s), consistently using protective measures in sex, or deciding not to have sex at all. You seem to be someone who sometimes initiates action in maintaining or protecting your sexual health, although not all the time. This could indicate that you understand to some extent that you alone are responsible for your health. However, you need to be proactive on your own behalf all the time, not just part of the time. Doing this will indicate a level of self-esteem that will serve you well in your sexual relationships (and your other relationships as well).
Knowledge
Good job! No matter how well you communicate or how proactive you are in protecting yourself in sexual situations, it won't matter if you don't have accurate knowledge about safe sex. You seem to be someone who is familiar with what needs to be done to ensure a high level of safety in your sex life. This is great because you assume responsibility for having the knowledge you need - you don't rely on someone else to have that knowledge or provide that protection. However, there may still be some questions you have. We have compiled information on safe sex issues and protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Click on the link below to access this information.
The Multiple Intelligences Test
Wanda, you're smartest when it comes to linguistic intelligence
Being linguistically intelligent means that you have a knack for using words and language. As a result, you've probably noticed that you have a greater gift for expressing yourself than most people around you. In fact, you might be known in your circle of friends as something of a wordsmith.
Whether writing or speaking, you're the type to get your point across with both precision and flair. At times, this can make you a very persuasive communicator. By choosing the right words at the right time, you can clearly express your ideas, thoughts, and feelings to others. This can be a crucial skill in both your professional and personal life.
Looks like you've got better things to worry about than that open umbrella or that mirror you cracked a few years ago! You may entertain some superstitions, or even practice them habitually "just-in-case." But, you don't let them get the best of you! Your answers reveal that you don't believe a cute little cat or a four-leaf clover can change your fate. Good for you! Superstitions, when used in moderation, can be a lighthearted way to play with the concept of luck. But, when you start carrying around a piece of wood for emergency knocking, an alarm should definitely sound! Superstitions are irrational beliefs that are created to make sense of coincidences or the unknown. When someone is confused or lacks knowledge on a subject, she may turn to superstition for guidance and luck.
Wanda, you get equally turned on by physical appearance and personality. People who are equally turned on by a person's physical appearance and personality need to know the person behind the great body or face in order to become aroused.
Are You Predictable In Bed?
You're Like a Sexual Assembly Line!
Shirt off. Pants off. Lights off.
Assume the same old position.
Sex is beyond routine for you - it's a damn orgasm assmebly line.
Try anything (lights on, reversed positions) to liven things up.
What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?
Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me"
When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong.
It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long.
So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.
You'll show love by doing it in many poses.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Stye: "Au Natural"
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Lay Are You?
You Are a Perfect Lay!
All sorts of guys long to hook up with you, but your standards are set high.
You don't just give it up to anyone, but when you do...they can't get enough of you!
You have a knack for pleasing and receiving, and sex with you is never boring.
Only problem is ~ they all seem to be falling in love with you...
What Tattoo Should You Get?
You Should Get a Butterfly Tattoo!
Cute, pretty, and somewhat tame
You're more into looking hot than bleeding
Start small! Before long, you'll be colorful in the right places.
What Drug Are You?
You are Alcohol!
A little sloppy, a little hungry, and a whole lot horny.
So what if you've had a drunken fling or two with puke still in your hair?
You're the life of the party - well, if you can get invited...
What Type of Sex Are You?
You Are Vaginal Sex! Traditional, romantic, and very vanilla
Driving the beef bus to tuna town
Making the beast with two backs
A bit of the old in and out
Giving the monkey a banana
Riding the baloney pony
Vaginal bungee jumping
Carnal gymnastics
Knockin' boots
Shagging
What's Your Stripper Name?
Your Stripper Name is Candy Delight!
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!
What Fairy Tale Gets You Off?
You Get Off on Hansel and Gretel!
You're both lost in the woods: two unchaperoned virgins neglected by their parents and free to play doctor...
But that jealous witch tries to upset your plans!
Or maybe it's a morality tale about being a bit too greedy for a nibble on someone's sugar shack, and getting your goose cooked as a result?
Then again, you could be confusing your lust for food with plain old lust.
What's Your Secret Fetish?
Your Secret Fetish Is Balloons!
When you get it on, you want to hear a pop.
Stomp on a few balloons, and you'll forget your name.
The exhileration of the squeeze and the burst is so sexy that you just can't help it.
So run out and find a clown, and you'll have the best sex ever.
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